Oh, dear! you must be an old duffer!

Excuse me this wink,—but what do you think?

Do you hold "Outside Devils" will suffer

The Flowery Land to be locked by my hand,

Any more than by yours, in their faces?

Pig-headed old Pigtail, I fancy I know

How to get into Europe's good graces.

So pay up my millions, you Heathen Chinee!

Throw open your market, and hand me the key!