Oh, painters, you who always "come

Before the swallow dares, and take

The winds of March"—till May—with some

Atrocious smell of paint, and make

The streets in such a shocking state, you

Are quite a nuisance—how I hate you!

How can I wear in peace a neat,

Silk hat, and coat of decent black,

When, passing you in any street,

Your paint may tumble on my back,