Not to notice a shabby (though excellent) friend,—

Well, it is not lofty, to that I assent,

But then, "it's so jolly con-ve-ni-ent!"

When a tenant has built up a business with care,

And saved to his landlord all cost of repair,

It may not be kind just to double his rent,

Yet somehow "it's jolly con-ve-ni-ent!"

If you've suffered, in polling, a "moral defeat,"

Then to grab each Committee and every paid seat

Some might say was the act of a "cad," not a "gent";