As I'd 'eard wos the pitch for a spry lydy

cyclist as longed for a lark.

Larks, Charlie! It's spruce, and no

pickles! You know I fly cool without fidge,

But I wosn't prepared for the toppers as

treddle it nigh Chelsea Bridge.

No slow Surrey-siders, my pippin, but smart

bits o' frock from Mayfair;

It took me aback for a jiff, tho' of course

I wos speedy all there.