"Lor, 'Awwee!" lisped Lil, "thith ith

thplendid! But 'adn't we better sthand by?

Thee 'ow thpiffing they thpinth, thoth sthwell

lydith! No,'Awwee, I don't like ter twy.

Fanthy me in my cotton pwint wobbling

among thuch A-wonnerth ath thoth!

Look at 'er in the kniekerth and gaiterth, and

thpot t'otherth Balbriggan hoth!"

Poor Lil! She's no clarss, not comparative.

Ain't got no savvy, yer see;