Yours, Homme d'une Chauve-souris.
P.S.—Je fais le cricquet, autrement je m'enGRAISSE. (See?)
Sir,—I miss one important name from the Telegraph list of subscriptions to Grace Testimonial. What is Grace the Batsman without T. G. Bowles?
Yours, Batter Pudding, M.P.
Sir,—Here's something original. Lay out some of the coin subscribed in purchasing for Dr. W. G., the champion "Willow-wielder," a set of "Willow-pattern plates."
Old China.
P.S.—I happen to have by me a rare, almost invaluable set, which I can dispose of at a certain figure.
Sir,—Dr. Grace is now getting on for fifty. In another four years he will complete his half century. Therefore he is no chicken. Ergo, he may one day have a duck's egg. I withhold my subscription, to accumulate with interest, till that occurs.
A Wicket Girl.