THE MAN AND THE MAID.
(Up-to-date "Biking" Version.)
"Where are you going, young Man?" cried the Maid.
"I'm going a cycling, Miss!" he said.
"May I come with you, young Man?" asked the Maid.
"Why, ye-e-es, if you feel like it, Miss!" he said.
"But—why do I find you like Man arrayed?"
"Oh, knickers are cumfy, young Man!" she said.