But on two things I take my stand,
Through all their noise and strife,
I didn't come from Asia; and
I had no Higher Life!
THE TIP OBLIQUE.
Verger (to over-generous Visitor). "I beg your pardon, Sir. No Gratuities—er—at present. But—er—the Dean will have passed in Two Minutes, Sir!"
THE HIGHER CRITICISM.
Scene—Author at his desk, with Newspaper Cuttings before him.
Author.
"The Critics' comments I'll peruse,
And I will profit by;
I'll find out what they most abuse,
And strive to rectify!"