The General Election Cry.—"Take your seats, Gentlemen!"
AGGRAVATING FLIPPANCY.
The Professor (who has just come back from the North Pole). "——and the Fauna of these Inhospitable Regions is as poor as the Flora! You couldn't name a dozen Animals who manage to live there."
Mrs. Malapert. "Oh—I dare say I could!"
The Professor. "Really—what are they?"
Mrs. Malapert. "Well, now—five Polar Bears, let us say, and—and seven Seals!"