ON THE TRACK IN BATTERSEA PARK.
"Where there's a Wheel there's a Way."
THE LABOUR GALLIO.
Bah! Politics are a bad joke.
To get up steam about 'em's silly.
The Tory pabulum is stale "toke,"
The Liberal beverage sloppy "skilly."
My business, whilst they storm and splutter,
Is to earn beer and bread-and-butter.
Thursday, July 18. For Two Knights Only!—Sir Henry Irving and Sir John Falstaff. Hitherto Windsor Shakspearianly associated with Merry Wives and washtubbing (with "brown Windsor") of Fat Knight. Henceforth memorable for Royal reception and dubbing (also with the best Windsor) of Thin Knight. Reported that Sir Henry was invited to represent a Constituency! He has represented two single gentlemen rolled into one, such as Corsican Brothers, and Dubosc and Lesurques. But to represent a Constituency of some thousands!! No rapid act of "quickest change" could effect it. Vive Sir Henry!