That fine Yorkshire Home for Incurables! Come, ye who've got from the sulphur springs benefit,
And put in your "mite" in the slot, which will quite hold a pound, yet a shilling or penny fit.
(You just ask the "Stunner!")
The Duchess of Devonshire opened the fête and bazaar, driving over from Bolton,
The Abbey, you know, a most picturesque show, which the tourist has got a firm "holt" on,
(I use the vernacular!)
Her Grace by her kirtle had good Dr. Myrtle, who unto the Tykes introduced her,
And when that she pleaded for funds sorely needed I hoped there were few who refused her.
(That's neat and oracular!)
The good Yorkshire Post says the Home may well boast of much honoured names as subscribers,