And Alderman Fortune (appropriate name!) and Savery (two blameless bribers
Of folks to do duty)
Spake up for the Home. Shall poor invalids roam, in pain, and alone and untended,
When at brave Harrogate it may be their kind fate to be doctored, and fed, and befriended?
(By Wisdom and Beauty!)
Doctors Myrtle and Solly, it makes me feel jolly—by sulphur wells made sulphur weller—
To say a good word! Mr. Joshua Whitworth—Hon. Sec.—is "a jolly good feller"
(And so's Miss M. Smith).
The Leeds Engineers' Band was all there, gay and grand, and Sir—what was it?—ha!—Matthew Dodsworth,
Not lengthily clatters about such Home matters, he knows what a wink or a nod's worth