THE RETURN OF THE NATIVE.
Tam. "Sae ye've gotten back, Sanders?"
Sanders. "'Deed, aye. I've just gotten back."
Jamie. "An' hoo did 'e like London?"
Sanders. "Od, it's an ootlandish place yon! They tell 't me they couldna unnerstaun ma Awccent!"
John. "Awccent! I never heard tell that Fife folk had ony Awccent!"
"BY PROXY."
More lovely than the summer morn
That floods with light a southern shore
And smiles upon the yellow corn
Thy sister is, O sweet Lenore!