AFTER CLOSING HOURS.

Restaurant Proprietor. "ANOTHER OF THESE NIGHT CLUBS! THEY'LL BE THE RUIN OF ME."

OUR BOYS.

Nephew (at preparatory school, to departing uncle). "Well, good-bye, Uncle. Awf'ly good of you to come over—and, I say, I hope you backed Outram for the Lincolnshire?"

Uncle. "Unfortunately, my boy, I wasn't on it."

Nephew. "YOU WEREN'T? WHY, WE WERE ALL ON IT HERE!"