"The Rev. C. A. Brereton has presented to the St. Pancras Guardians a donkey for the use of the children at Leavesden Poor Law Schools, and a member of the Board has presented an A B C time-table."—Daily News.

Anonymous Benefactor (when the secret of his name leaks out): "No, no, don't thank me.... It was last year's."


Headlines to adjoining columns in The Toronto Daily Star:—

"Mayor to call meeting
to discuss Scripture."
"Mayor calls 'Globe's'
report a 'blasted lie.'"

These Mayors lead a life full of variety.