On reading this we immediately went round to our tailor and ordered a new pair of bagpipes.
"A change has come over the domestic habits of the French middle class. This means that the money that would have been accumulated for the girl's diary is now in some cases diverted into other channels."—T. P's Weekly.
Probably squandered on a packet of those useless New Year's cards.
Bosun (to new deck hand who has trodden on his toes while hauling on a rope). "'Beg your pardon,' indeed! That's bloomin' fine language to use to a ships bosun."