The Lady. "Hallo, Count! What's happened?"
The Count (who has come off at the third obstacle). "Once I jump and my horse he catch me; then I jump and he only catch me a little; anozer time I jump and he miss me altogezer."
THE QUALITIES THAT COUNT.
(Suggested by a recent vindication of the "right but ruffling attitude" of the new and true artist.)
If you're anxious to acquire a reputation
For enlightened and emancipated views,
You must hold it as a duty to discard the cult of Beauty
And discourage all endeavours to amuse.
You must back the man who, obloquy enduring,