You come up to London and meet me,
Remember the evenings when you were my guest,
And take me out, Thomas, and treat me.
Zealous Boy Scout. "You can cross by this bridge, Sir. It will save you a long walk round."
Cautious Stout Party. "Thank you, my boy, but I'm afraid it would hardly bear me."
Zealous Boy Scout. "Oh, that's all right, Sir. We have first aid and ambulance on the other side!"