Cook and Policeman Blown to Bits"; "The Girl

That Poisoned Half a Parish"; "Weather Harder

And Death Rate Rising"; "Poacher Brains an Earl";

Why blazon blackly forth such blighting news,

Nor give a glimpse of life's less dismal hues?

Why not proclaim such gladness as the following:

"Twins Born in Tooting: Trio Doing Well";

"Chelsea Churchwarden much Improved, and Swallowing

Beef-Tea With Ease"; "A Famous Barking Belle

Gets Off at Last"; "A Navvy's Love of Greek";