Cook and Policeman Blown to Bits"; "The Girl
That Poisoned Half a Parish"; "Weather Harder
And Death Rate Rising"; "Poacher Brains an Earl";
Why blazon blackly forth such blighting news,
Nor give a glimpse of life's less dismal hues?
Why not proclaim such gladness as the following:
"Twins Born in Tooting: Trio Doing Well";
"Chelsea Churchwarden much Improved, and Swallowing
Beef-Tea With Ease"; "A Famous Barking Belle
Gets Off at Last"; "A Navvy's Love of Greek";