THINGS THAT ONE MIGHT HAVE PUT DIFFERENTLY.

"How de do, Lady Smythe? I've just driven the motor over to fetch my wife away."

"How nice of you, Admiral; but I do wish you'd come sooner."


FORGIVENESS.

(A Dream after losing a Dog.)

Methought I saw the man that stole our Tim

In a night vision; and "Behold!" he cried,

"This was a task too easy for my whim,

A job of little worth and little pride,