THE BEST POLICY.
(Addressed to either pioneer of journalistic insurance.)
Great Paper (with the booster circulation),
I much admire your latest enterprise;
I positively cheer with acclamation
When, daily, lines like these arrest my eyes:
"Another of our Readers Breaks His Neck;
Photo of Relatives Receiving Cheque."
Yes, yes, I know you meet more claims and vaster
Than does your noisy rival on the press;