Methinks the Furies, plotters of disaster,

Intend your scheme to be the true success;

And, of the pair, 'tis you appear to be

The surer passport to eternity.

So, sighing not for realms that are infernal,

I'll buy the meaner sheet, the over-matched;

Or, better still, some nice old-fashioned journal

To which no startling terror is attached;

Let others read you, heroes who can brave

The instant peril of a bloody grave!