He can't have it both ways at once.


"At the Gare de Lyon this afternoon Rolland was welcomed by General de Castelnau, who embraced him and took his arm to the buffet of the station, where a reception was held."—Daily Telegraph.

General de Castelnau. "Donnez-le un nom."


Tommy (his first visit to Madame Tussaud's). "Mummy, can't that man talk either?"


THE TELEPHONE AGAIN.