Ting-a-ling.
Patient Subscriber. Hullo.
Gruff Voice. Are you Bond and Lapel?
Patient Subscriber. I'm afraid you've got the wrong number. We're Gerrard 932041. The Society for the Prevention of Wet Feet amongst the Genteel Poor.
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Ting-a-ling.
Same Patient Subscriber. Hullo.
Same Gruff Voice. Bond and Lapel?
S. P. S. No, they've given you the wrong number again. We're Gerrard 932041. Ring off, please.
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