Ting-a-ling.
S. P. S. Hullo.
S. G. V. Bond and Lapel? I'm Major——
S. P. S. My dear Sir, will you believe me that we're not Bond and Lapel? We're Gerrard 9-3-2-0-4-1. Don't let me have to speak to you again, there's a good fellow.
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Ting-a-ling.
Exchange. You're thr-r-r-rough.
| S. G. V. S. P. S. | } | Hullo. |
S. G. V. Bond and Lapel, dammit! I want——Don't you "tut" me, Sir. I tell you you are.
S. P. S. Oh, all right. Well, what can I do for you?