That mother lent our dicky to the sweep,

When all of us were weeping and the baby gave up sleeping

Because it was impossible to sleep;

But all the rows that ever raged in any British home

Were never half so horrible as that

Which made the coppers rally to the storming of our alley

When father threw his wages at the cat!"

"Is that out of date?" said I. "If so, I like the old style best.'

He grunted. "It'll pass," he said; "but the other's the business."

"Well, give me pleasure first," said I. "As a true Briton I can always take it sadly."