"You are bold, Father Wilhelm," the young man said;

"Your moustache, too, is fiercer than mine;

But I'm tempted to ask by the size of your head,

Do you really suppose you're divine?"

"In my youth," said his father, "you probably know

That I held the most orthodox views;

But since I have hypnotized Harnack and Co.

I simply believe what I choose."

"You are bold," said the youth, "as I've mentioned before,

Yet you frequently talk through your hat;