"In my youth," said his father, "I studied the Arts

With a zeal that no force could restrain;

And the love of mankind which that study imparts

Has made me unduly humane."

"You were bold," said the youth, "but it seems to be clear

That you're losing your grit and your fire;

And, if I may whisper the hint in your ear,

Don't you think that you ought to retire?"

"I've answered three questions," the Kaiser replied,

"That might baffle the wit of a Zancig;