PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 150.
APRIL 19, 1916.
CONTENTS: [CHARIVARIA.] — [METHODS OF A GERMAN MISSIONARY.] — [UNWRITTEN LETTERS TO THE KAISER.] — [GRASS VALLEY ARMISTICE.] — [SAINT GEORGE OF ENGLAND.] — [GLORY O' ENGLAND.] — [THE ROLLING STONE.] — [ROUND ABOUT THE RESTAURANTS.] — [ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.] — [A NIGHT OUT WITH A ZEPPELIN.] — [TO CHARLOTTE BRONTË.] — [AN UNRECORDED ENGAGEMENT.] — [ECONOMY IN THE PRESS.] — [NOT RUNNING TO SEED.] — [NURSERY RHYMES OF LONDON TOWN.] — [OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.]
Overworked and exasperated Colonel (who has told Adjutant to answer the telephone). 'Well, what the blazes do they want?'
Adjutant. "It's the C.O. of the Blankshires, Sir; wants you to repeat the funny story you told him last night at mess."