"Let us be humorous, but never swankful—

Swank mars the finer fibres of the soul—

For what we have achieved devoutly thankful,

But disinclined our prowess to extol;

And, when our foemen bang the drum and bump it,

In silence be our disapproval shown;

'Tis nobler far to blow another's trumpet

Than to perform fantasias on your own."

I am, dear Mr. Punch,

Yours earnestly,