I could 'ear the twigs divide, but I signalled 'im a "wide,"

Then I squinted down me barrel, an' I let me finger glide,

An' I pipped 'im where 'e uster put 'is dinner.

Yus, I busted up the Bosch, but I found out, at the wash,

That enamel was a fast an' lastin' colour,

An' the soap I used to clean made me shine a brighter green;

I'm a cabbage, I'm a lettuce, I'm a walkin' kidney bean,

An' I ain't a-leavin' Flanders till it's duller.


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