THE IRREPRESSIBLES.

Nurse (of private hospital). "A message has just come in to ask if the hospital will make a little less noise, as the lady next door has a touch of headache."


EVEN.

["Even the food of the men was wholesome and abundant."—Report of a German Correspondent who visited the High Canal Fleet.]

Sing ho! for the Fleet in the Kiel Canal.

Where every man is the Kaiser's pal,

And lives upon beer and bread;

And they all have food, so help them Bill!