In a word, pruned the pinions of war everywhere

Save the one place that war could fly into—the air.

But the Hun, he forswore what he vowed at her shrine,

And behaved like a fiend on the soil and the brine;

Then he turned to his Zepps, and remarked, "I can fly,

And she never laid down any law for the sky;

Here's a chance for some real dirty work to be done;"

And he did it by simply out-Hunning the Hun.


How to Save Your Teeth.