THE RUSH TO SALONIKA.
Wilhelm and Franz Joseph. "FERDIE, THE POST OF HONOUR IS YOURS."
Ferdie. "YOU CAN HAVE IT."
Fair Hostess (entertaining wounded soldier). "And so one Jack Johnson buried you, and the next dug you up again and landed you on the top of a barn! Now, what were your feelings?"
Tommy. "If you'll believe me, Ma'am, I was never more surprised in all my life."