Kipling Revised.
"Men of all castes had rallied to the Flag, and truly we had witnessed the truth of what the poet told us. 'The East is West and the West is East.'" Surrey Mirror.
"Alfred Billinger and Albert Robson, miners ... were fined 20s. each for trespassing in search of fame." Provincial Paper.
Well, now they've got it.
"In the Metropolitan Police District the employment of special constables has resulted in a saving of five-eighths of a penny."—Yorkshire Evening Post.
Very disappointing! Not even a whole copper.