"We understand that our courteous Allies in Venice have offered to supply floating facilities for our troops in the flooded trenches of Flanders."


For Conscientious Objectors.

"Varicose Veins.—We stock all sizes, in best quality only."—Advt. in Irish Paper.


British Frightfulness.

"A young woman was fried as a spy in London the other day."—Sunday Pictorial.


A Leap-Year Reminder.

"February 29, 1916.—Last day for single men."—Liverpool Daily Post.