FASHION-PLATE PATRIOTS.

Since our ranks, Mr. Punch, you've seen fit to upbraid

(These lines are to show that you're hard on us),

When you hear the defence of the fashion-plate maid

I'm perfectly certain you'll pardon us;

Though our heels and our hose and our frills and our frocks,

Regardless of taste and expense,

Your notion of war-time economy shocks;

We're doing our bit, in a sense.

Now take, for example, Irene and me;