She's thin and I'm rather—voluminous;

Our skirts, full and frilly, just cover the knee,

And our hose-play discourages gloominess;

We've a bent for a boot with a soul-stirring spat,

Gilt-buttoned and stubbily toed,

And a top-gallant plume on a tip-tilted hat

When we're ripe for the Park and the road.

The public each week, Mr. Punch, you impress

With your cool-headed wit and ability,

So I wonder you've not had the gumption to guess