There's method in our imbecility;

Read on, and your premature chiding deplore,

For our merciful mission, in brief,

Is to brighten the tragical drama of war

By providing the comic relief.


If I were like a man I know and Billing were my name,

I wouldn't waste my precious time in striving after fame;

I'd let it come to me unsought, unstruggled for, and then

I'd just go on existing as a perfect specimen.