'There's No Place Like Home.'
Stay at ——'s Hotel,
And you'll Sing it and Realise it."—South African Paper.
"The mere selling of an article is a simple matter, but keeping the customer sold is our principal aim."—Advt. in West Indian Paper.
First Novice. "Would you mind my passing, please?"
Second ditto. "Not at all—not at all—if you don't mind using me as the handrail."