Lady (buying music). "Oh, and have you got 'A Lover in Damascus'?"
New Girl. "Well, Ma'am, my fiancé was in Mespot, but he's back in Brixton now."
MODERN MOON-RAKERS.
Porta, the once notorious Michigander,
Who launched the now exploded solar slander,
Whereat ten thousand negroes stood aghast,
In one short month into oblivion passed,
But Pickering's momentous lunar screed