Dyson (Sir Frank), is rather moved to grief
Than anger by the astronomic pranks
Played by unbalanced professorial cranks,
Who study science in the wild-cat vein
And "ruin along the illimitable inane."
The New Naval Uniform.
"For Sale, Naval Cadet's (R.N.) Mess-dress; 39 inches side seam; pair cricket boots, purple velour hat, grey chiffon velvet dress."—Daily Paper.
"Suede Turnip, best varieties."—Advt. in Tasmanian Paper.