Dyson (Sir Frank), is rather moved to grief

Than anger by the astronomic pranks

Played by unbalanced professorial cranks,

Who study science in the wild-cat vein

And "ruin along the illimitable inane."


The New Naval Uniform.

"For Sale, Naval Cadet's (R.N.) Mess-dress; 39 inches side seam; pair cricket boots, purple velour hat, grey chiffon velvet dress."—Daily Paper.


"Suede Turnip, best varieties."—Advt. in Tasmanian Paper.