"I intend to tour England," says a Prohibition lecturer, "and I will not be hurried." We recommend the railway.


A Tralee man charged with shooting a neighbour said he had no desire to break the law. It seems that he mistook the man for a policeman.


A French physician declares that a gift for yawning is one of the most valuable health-assets. This should be good news for revue-producers.


"Honesty," says Dr. Ingram, "is the best policy after all." All the same some of our profiteers seem to get along pretty well, thank you.


The egg-laying competition promoted by The Daily Mail has proved a great success. It is most gratifying to learn that the hens have done their best for "the paper that got us the shells."