We'll cultivate yuccas and yams;

The Curragh shall be our savannah,

Swept clear of all soldiers and shams;

And then to the cry of "Majuba"

We'll shatter the enemy's yoke,

When Ireland is governed like Cuba

And grows her own smoke.


DEAD SEA FRUIT.

To-day the telephone has been installed. The members of our staff are going about their duties in a dazed fashion, and I, to whose single-handed tenacity the achievement is due, find myself unable in these first full moments of triumph to concentrate on my every-day affairs.