We are glad to learn that the Brixton lady who mislaid her husband last week at one of these West-End bargain sales has now received him back from the firm in fairly good condition.
During the recent spell of warm weather several wooden houses threw out new shoots, some of which are already in bud.
We understand that the Government contemplate passing a Bill to forbid silver-weddings unless a larger percentage of alloy is used with them.
Crank (enlarging upon pet theory). "I tell you, Sir, we are all of us Bolshevists at heart. The only thing that's keeping you and me from a life of crime is the thought of the policeman round the corner."