He laughed.

"One for you, Sir," he said. "But after all you was carrying a rifle, not a bloomin' baby."


Old Gentleman. "Is that your baby?"

Little Girl. "No, Sir, it ain't ourn. We ain't 'ad none since me."


A Cool Reception.

"Visit of 10 Wesleyan Ministers.

—— Wesleyan Church.

'Is happiness possible to-day?'"

Provincial Paper.