"Nursery Governess to go to Jamaica early May; two boys ages seven and four; one able to give first lessons and music."—Times.

Then why can't he teach the other?


"A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY.

Exceptional Purchase of —— Cigars. Weight about 1½ lbs. Length 5 inches."

Advt. in Evening Paper.

But only suitable, we should imagine, for very heavy smokers.


"Ex-Government Bedside Tables, make Boat Cupboards, Safes, Bookcases, Wash-stands, etc., not large enough to live in."

Provincial Paper.

Not a solution of the housing problem after all.