Einstein and Epstein were wonderful men,
Bringing new miracles into our ken.
Einstein upset the Newtonian rule;
Epstein demolished the Pheidian School.
Einstein gave fits to the Royal Society;
Epstein delighted in loud notoriety.
Einstein made parallels meet in infinity;
Epstein remodelled the form of Divinity.
Nature exhausted, I hopefully sing,
Can't have more Steins of this sort in her sling.