Mrs. Faulkner (to District Visitor). "Nicely, thank you, Miss, except for a poisoned 'and. For the rest of 'em, Father's in hospital, little Florrie's scalded herself and baby's got the whooping-cough. It be a blessing that troubles don't come singly or else there'd be no end to it."
"Disputing Sergt. Alvan C. York's claim as the world war's greatest hero, Sergt. Mike Donaldson of New York has challenged the Tennessean to a debate on who is the greatest war hero."—New Haven Journal-Courier (U.S.A.)
Without waiting for the result of this unique contest Mr. Punch has no hesitation in saying that between them these warriors are responsible for the mightiest "blow" of the War.
