Lady (to manager of Servants' Registry). "I wish to obtain a new governess."
Manager. "Well, Madam, you remember we supplied you with one only last week, but, judging by the report we have received, what you really need is a lion-tamer."
A Callous Crowd.
"The christening ceremony was performed by Lady Maclay, wife of the Shipping Controller. Thousands of people saw her go down the slips, and cheers were raised as she took the water without the slightest hitch."
Daily News.
We gather from the expression, "without the slightest hitch," that not one of the onlookers made any effort to save the lady.
THOUGHTS ON THE BUDGET.
By a Patriot.